There was the one that happened to my friend, just last night in fact. He reported to me live via text that his bus had been attacked by men wielding traffic cones, which they were throwing at the bus windows as it went past. Luckily, no windows broke, but still a little alarming.
Then there was the bus ride a few nights ago when one very drunk older English man became involved in an argument with two francophone men of African origin. One of these men was happily chatting away (rather more loudly than the English seem to find appropriate, though within reason!) on his mobile phone, in French. The English man started muttering at him, "What the f*** are you saying anyway?" The exchange continued:
African man: Pardon?
Englishman: What the f*** are you saying to me?
African man: Pardon? I don't know what you want.
English man: Motherf****** immigrant bastard, what are you saying to me?
African man: (unphased) Pardon?
English man: (now yelling, exasperated) Just what the f*** are you trying to say to me?
African man: (into his phone) Comme ci, comme ca.... etc.
English man: (yelling) Ill give you come see, come so, motherf***er, this is Eengland, speak English for f*** sake.
Random woman: Alright mates, lets all calm down, all friends here. Why don't you just read your paper?
English man: F*** off bitch, you want to start wiv me too?
And so on, and so forth, until the Africans got off the bus. Apparently, drunken angry racist stupidity is a universal, as is the correlation between blood alcohol levels and use of the word fuck. Im just glad no one got knifed.
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